“You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!”
How many times have you heard that?
None, I will bet!
Shakespeare is often misunderstood. You see, he was call "The Bard", meaning that he could actually be rather vulgar! But he said things so poetically that he is thought by young people to be "sophisticated".
Actually he just spoke the way the people of his day spoke, but he did it with "pinash"!
Come learn how to insult your friends - poetically! We will also look at some of his more hilarious work and show how "sophisticated" (not!) he could be!
So the next time someone says something you do not like, you can say, "“Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile” and smile as they just look at you with a puzzled look on their face!